i write these obviously biased fake reviews for not very much money at all. but to ensure my happiness, i sometimes get free stuff. free drinks, free food and i can only hope my reviews of the local dispensaries include gift baskets...
but man, what a waste. i have schedules, responsibilities and some sort of a life even. sadly, i no longer have the luxury to cash in on free bar tabs for fake cocktail reviews. why couldnt i have done this job in college?
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