Long Goat

i got something published at Every Day Fiction. writing like this is more fun that cranking out articles for beer money.
http://www.everydayfiction.com/

While I was relaxing...

they published more cultural soot!

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Howdy.

After a intense and awesome few weeks I need more dough so HP is ready to churn out more quality drivel for you.

Please send requests to:
hpmandrake@gmail.com

Break time

howdy-

gonna be busy moving during the holidays so cut me some slack. i will finish all orders i have taken before 11/12 and have them out in the next few days. i will be unavailable for interrogation and new orders until AFTER Thanksgiving. that being said, i still like your money and praise so feel free to send all inquiries to:
hpmandrake@gmail.com

until we meet again, enjoy my German friend:

more cultural soot for the lustful and debauched.

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more soot sprites

yay more published, manly fun.
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Howdy ho

wow crazy weeks. i barely finished all your stuff! but i did master and mahalo for the orders.

just to let you good people know that toss me all my assignments, i will be gone from oh say November 15 to December something. i will work in December but i am moving back to the coffee farm and will be busy. you lucky fools on the island know what i am saying brah. my mainland friends...give me some time to get organized por favor.